I’ll get to the cheating child part in a sec.
Now that I have you here, which shirt should I wear to watch Adam Lambert
sing in win the American Idol final tomorrow night?
I’m thinking of going with the Led Zeppelin shirt because I got pregnant with Adam’s twins while he was singing “Whole Lotta Love” two weeks ago:
Then again, I will be giving birth to the twins on Wednesday night following the finale of American Idol, so maybe I’m better off with something a little more understated, something that sends a subtle message to America that Adam Lambert won:
What do you think?
Back to the cheating child. Look what it says on the Mother’s Day letter that Laura made for me at school:
She’s obviously seeing another mother on the side.
However, I suppose I can overlook her indiscretion since the letter was delivered in this envelope:
And, oh my gosh, I love love love my child.)
I can only imagine what Laura’s teacher must think of me, and I feel a bit bad about it. I never wanted anyone to get the impression that I cook and bake.