Here’s a helpful hint.
Don’t walk up to a complete stranger (who, for the record, is minding her own business), look at her carefully, and then say the following:
“Have you ever thought about getting a Botox injection?”
Because that? Just happened to me.
I’m not even lying.
I even looked around for Ashton Kutcher, with my wrinkled forehead. No cameras. I was not being punk’d.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by the prune head formerly known as Blog This Mom! Gah.
(Downy Wrinkle Releaser and dog photos totally stolen from some websites after a Google search.)