Deb, wonderful, funny, brilliant, talented, hot Deb at San Diego Momma is back again with another PROMPTuesday. (Notice how supportive and uplifting and good-hearted and positive and not-snarky some bloggers are to her sister bloggers.) Oh, and I was absent last week, but I’m hoping Deb will change my absence into a tardy, even if I was a whole week tardy. This week there are two for the price of one, this week’s and last week’s PROMPTuesdays in one post.
Here are PROMPTuesday’s basic rules from Deb:
* Write your entry in 10 minutes. This encourages top-of-mind, primal thinking before the ego and judgmental brain kicks in. It’s an honor system.
* Keep to the word limit.
* Have fun. No pressure. This is to rediscover the simple joy in the writing process.
* Post your submission in San Diego Momma’s comments OR post in your blog and leave a link to your blog in the comments.
PROMPTuesday #11: The Infomercial
This week, write an infomercial for this product (350 word limit):
You knew it would happen. You’ve all been waiting for it. It was only a matter of time, and the time is NOW! The makers of Wii Sports, Wii Play, and Wii Fit bring you Nintendo’s hottest game ever . . . Wii Sex.
Everyone knows that the Wii revolutionized gaming. Now it is revolutionizing sex. They say that you don’t just play Wii, you experience it. Think of the possibilities when it comes to sexual encounters. No social diseases. No birth control. No waiting for your partner to be in the mood. No messy break ups. No foreplay required.
Wii is not just a gaming console or a sex toy. Wii Sex spares singles from chumming for encounters in bars or on Match.com. Old married folks can spice things up with a menu of sex-game choices. Wii Sex can be played alone or with your partner. Create your own Mii character to star in your fantasy. Seduce friends online over Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection or use the Internet Channel to have group sex from your sofa. You can even download Mii Call Girls using the Wii Shop Channel.
Take a look around and see why your TV and love life are not complete without Wii Sex. Wii Sex accessories sold separately. Must be 18 years of age or older to purchase.
NotPROMPTuesday #10: Dream Book (last week’s prompt)
You’re in a bookstore. You see stacks and stacks of books, but one in particular catches your eye. Something about the title. You’re intrigued. You pick the book up, open it, and read the first paragraph. Now you’re hooked. What is the title of the book and what did the first paragraph say? (250 word limit)
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine. –Song of Solomon 1:2
If you want to know if he loves you so, it’s in his kiss. –The Shoop Shoop Song
He takes her by the hand and leads her to the bedroom, stepping past the Raggedy Ann doll discarded by their now-sleeping toddler. He gently picks her up, places her on the bed, turns the bedside lamp down to a soft glow, and lovingly puts the pillow under her head. He removes her shoes, one at a time. Using both hands, he begins rubbing her right foot. With all ten of his fingers he rubs all five of her toes. Next, he presses his thumbs into the ball of the foot, and then massages the arch, the heel, and then ankle. Now it is the left foot’s turn, and he repeats the process expertly. A soft moan escapes her lips as he gently rolls her onto her stomach. His hand reaches up her blouse and he unhooks her bra. Now he begins to massage her shoulders and neck; his hands feel so capable. He works his way along her spine and begins kissing her gently in every spot that he has rubbed, her neck, her shoulders, and her spine, up and down it. She is moaning and he is kissing. Gently he turns her onto her back, and lovingly puts the pillow under her head again. He kisses her lips softly, like butterfly wings at first. Her head tilts back to receive more kisses on her neck, jaw, and ears. Then his lips return to hers and ever so gently his sweet tongue parts her lips and slips into her mouth.