How Laura and Cheri Entertain Each Other
When Tom is at Work

or
Tina Fey, You’ve Got a Little Competition

“What would your response be if I asked you
to remove some books from the collection?”
(Sarah Palin, asking Wasilla librarian Mary Ellen Emmons
about banning books right after taking office in 1996)
“The explicit sex-ed programs will not find my support.”
(Sarah Palin, declaring her support for abstinence-only
education in a questionnaire during her 2006 gubernatorial race)
“Nucular.”
(Sarah Palin, mispronouncing the word “nuclear” twice,
ABC News interview, Sept. 11, 2008)
“Exactly what we’re going to do
in a Palin and McCain administration.”
(Sarah Palin, elevating herself to the top of the ticket,
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Sept. 18, 2008)
“As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you,
I still can’t answer that question until somebody
answers for me what is it exactly
that the VP does every day?”
(Sarah Palin, interview with CNBC’s “Kudlow & Co”, July 2008)
“I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you.”
(Sarah Palin, asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain
has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate,
CBS News interview, Sept. 24, 2008)
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Disclaimer: Although Blog This Mom! does not support the McCain-Palin ticket (see sidebar Widgets), having a little fun with Sarah Palin does not mean that she doesn’t like or respect anyone who disagrees with her. Additionally, Blog This Mom! reserves the right to poke fun at anyone in the public eye who says something stupid. If you’ve been here before, you know that although Blog This Mom! is not in the public eye, she regularly says something stupid, and because of it mostly pokes fun at herself. On the rare occasion that Blog This Mom! pokes fun at her husband or children, she does so only after obtaining express written consent from same. Blog This Mom! is an equal-opportunity wiseass. So . . . in that spirit, if you’re having trouble deciding who should be the next president, CLICK HERE to help you make a reasoned decision based upon evidence available in a simple format for you to evaluate for yourself.

 

On a more serious note,
if you live in California,

before you cast your vote on Proposition 8,
please check out my previous post:
Gay Marriage and Christianity:
A View From a Pew.

38 comments on “Tina Fey, You’ve Got a Little Competition”

  1. *sniff*sniff*
    I just love it when mothers and daughters have good quality ‘together time’…it’s amazing the things you can accomplish!!!
    What a fun way to spend an evening!! I think the winking one is my favorite!! You may have to watch out for that one!!

  2. Not to be nit-picky but that last quote from Palin is innacurate. What she said was, “I’ll try to find ya some and I’ll bring ’em to ya!”

    Now go wash that child’s face so you don’t accidentally start calling her Sarah…The likeness is eerie…

  3. oof! I haven’t looked at the comments to this post but can only imagine them! Political satire is so revealing!

    I like your disclaimer clause! Glad to see those years in law school weren’t for naught!

  4. Girl, you get on out there!!!

    Laura already knows more about governatin’ than Sarah Palin.

    Is Palin’s office on the Straight Talk Express really the toilet?

    Hee hee!

  5. Great post. McCain will be visiting my favorite local park today, the one where I took my kids to play when they were little and where my orchestra kicks off it’s season with a summer concert. Palin will not be with him today, though. If she were, they wouldn’t be able to control the crowds she draws. Maybe today, they’ll have to bus in school kids to make the crowd look large and supportive.

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