Now is as good a time as any to answer some of the questions I’ve received via email following my recent posts about my marriage to Adam Lambert and the expected arrival of our twins after the American Idol finale show.

Q: Did you really lie to the security guard before your conjugal visit with Adam Lambert at Mt. Carmel High School?

A: Yes. The conversation happened as I wrote it. So, what this means is that I lie in person, but not on my blog. Heh.

Q: Do you think Adam is gay?

A: I truly don’t mean to be evasive or cheeky, but how is this relevant to anything?

Q: How do you and your wife feel about Adam being gay?

A: I feel fine, thank you. Kate doesn’t know that Adam is gay.

Q: Does it deter you knowing that Adam has a boyfriend?

A: No more than it deters Adam knowing that I have a husband and a wife.

And then someone emailed me with a question and these photos:


(Click to enlarge, print, and place under pillow)

Q: Are you aware that Adam has been photographed “like this”?

A: Yes, I was aware. I sleep with these photos under my pillow.

Q: How can you support gay rights and say that you’re a Christian?

A: Personally, I couldn’t say that I’m a Christian and do otherwise.

Q: Will you be attending the live American Idol Finale Adam Lambert Watch Party event in San Diego with other Glamberts?

A: I’m not a Glambert, silly. I’m Adam’s wife. As such, I only deal with crowds when Adam is there. At the season finale, Kate (Adam’s wife-in-law) and I will be seated in the front row of L.A.’s Nokia Theatre with Anoop Desai (Kate’s husband) and Adam’s parents. Adam’s boyfriend will be seated with us, too. Kate will still not realize that Adam is gay.

Q: What will you do if Adam doesn’t win?

A: After Adam wins, I will give birth to our twins. (Here’s a shout out to Michael and Janet for signing up to be midwives.) FYI: The babies will be pulled out of my nose because that’s gotta hurt less than how my first three kids were pulled out.

Q: What will you do when this season of American Idol is over?

A: Pack to go on tour with Adam and the twins. Duh.

Now it is time for a question from me. I’m thinking of packing this for when I take the twins on tour with us this summer, you know for nursing them in my front-row-center seats at every show:

What else should I bring on tour other than a licensed mental-health professional?

(Images of Adam Lambert rocking the guyliner courtesy of TMZ.com. Picture of Led Zeppelin nursing poncho courtesy of Google Images. American Idol Tour image courtesy of American Idol.com)

24 comments on “Q & A with Mrs. Adam Lambert: Our Coming Out Party”

  1. I’ll come on tour and carry all of your stuff for you.

    Someone is going to have to help carry 2 diaper bags, a camera, an iPhone boyfriend, a laptop boyfriend, and a box of imported English cookies.

    We’re going to need another person to carry all of Adam’s make-up, too.

  2. Phenomenal. Just like an interview out of the magazine, “Seventeen.” Brings back so many memories!

    Oh, don’t forget the bum cream for the twins! And toys/distractions considering the amount of time they’ll have to wait in concerts, set-ups, etc. If the concerts are outdoors, they need infant suncream and some far-out hats…

  3. Phenomenal. Just like an interview out of the magazine, “Seventeen.” Brings back so many memories!

    Oh, don’t forget the bum cream for the twins! And toys/distractions considering the amount of time they’ll have to wait in concerts, set-ups, etc. If the concerts are outdoors, they need infant suncream and some far-out hats…

  4. I want to know which one of you spends more time in the bathroom. Doing your make up I mean! Do you get manicures together? I do fabulous hair, makeup and nails. Can I come along and bring my giant belly too?

  5. Well, I’m a twin and therefore an expert on all things twin. I have 43 years of experience (almost 44!), so I must go with you and Blognut. And if my twin-ness doesn’t qualify me, then I’ll absolutely carry Adam’s make-up! Deal?!

  6. Wait…what?!

    I don’t watch AI and I suddenly wish I did. You have twins in your nose and you are a gay Christian. This is what I got from your blog post. I’m evidently very out of the loop.

  7. Oh, you are a riot! Do you have to keep the twins “in” now since he didn’t win? Will you stay married to him?

    Seriously though…did you really get to go to the finale?

  8. I am very sorry for your loss. His loss.

    Yours, his and Kate’s loss.

    Yours, his, Kate’s, Anoop’s and his boyfriend’s loss.

    I think that about covers it.

  9. So sorry that this is all over…but..I’m wondering…is Tom still around? I’m wondering how many times HE voted last night! Something to think about…he might just have wanted you…and your wife and the twins and ‘Noop all to himself.

    *weird, but your blog isn’t affected by the whatever that has invaded my Reader! Cool.

  10. I love your Christian answer. 🙂

    Just wanted to let you know that I am helping you mourn the not-quite-victory of the father of your twins. I sort of lerve him, and I didn’t even watch the show!

  11. Love, love, love your response to the “how can you claim to be Christian” question. THANK YOU!

    That’s exactly how I feel.

    And about anyone’s ability to do or be something based on whether someone is straight or gay? Excuse me? That has no bearing on ability to do a job, be a parent, sing a song, tell a joke, or be a good friend and neighbor. People need to get that through their thick skulls.

    If my dad — Archie Bunker II — can comprehend this, how does it escape so many others?

    Grr. Just…grrr.

    Sorry I didn’t comment sooner. I was having dinner with my two best friends who, get this, happen to be women married to one another.

  12. AUGH! I wish I could say I really cannot believe that people asked some of the questions they did concerning his sexual preference but unfortunately I live in the bible belt… I know only too well!
    Oh, when will this country REALLY be free!?!?!?!

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