Late in the evening . . .

Kristen: “I have to get around to shaving my legs tonight.”

The next day . . .

Kristen: “My legs are so hairy.”

An hour later . . .

Kristen: “I never go this long without shaving.”

The next morning . . .

Kristen: “I can’t wear shorts. My legs are too hairy.”

Later that day . . .

Kristen: “Look at how prickly my legs are.”

Mom: “Will you please stop complaining about your hairy legs?”

Adam: “Or just shave before you turn into a Wookiee.”

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