Late in the evening . . .
Kristen: “I have to get around to shaving my legs tonight.”
The next day . . .
Kristen: “My legs are so hairy.”
An hour later . . .
Kristen: “I never go this long without shaving.”
The next morning . . .
Kristen: “I can’t wear shorts. My legs are too hairy.”
Later that day . . .
Kristen: “Look at how prickly my legs are.”
Mom: “Will you please stop complaining about your hairy legs?”
Adam: “Or just shave before you turn into a Wookiee.”