NaBloPoMo Day Ten:
Help a Tranny Head Out

I posted about hawt green beans the other day. And then G from Doves Today posted about green beans too. The whole hawt green beans thing started with a Tranny Head post over at Law School Sucks and So Do Lawyers. If you haven’t checked out Tranny Head, her baby Sumo, and the hot blog design created for her by Nap Warden, heck, do it. Law School Sucks and So Do Lawyers is a smokin’ hawt blog, with flames to prove it. I think Tranny Head is hawt too, but I can only go by pictures I’ve seen of her trantastic rack. She keeps her tranny head a big secret. It’s how she rolls. Totally hawt, huh?

Anywho, when Tranny Head saw my post and G’s post, she emailed me and was all “Two posts about green beans” and all “Hawt” and all “Urban Dictionary someday!

So I got to thinking.

Since my work to defeat Proposition 8 went down in a statewide-violation-of-civil-rights-ball-of-flame, maybe I could start a campaign for someone else. (This doesn’t mean, by the way, that the Proposition 8 battle for civil rights is over by a long shot. No sir! No ma’am! California just became the fertile ground upon which nationwide civil rights for same-sex marriage partners will be built. More on that later. Boo-ya.) So I emailed Tranny Head with a proposition of my own about hawt green beans.

Dear Tranny Head:

We have much to be thankful for in our country. George Bush is packing up his shit. And there will be hawtness in the oval office once again.

Let’s throw a green bean party to celebrate. How about on Thanksgiving Day everyone will post his or her hawtest green bean story?

Are you in?

Signed: Thankful for Hawt Green Beans

And that darling Tranny Head? She was undeterred by my losing campaign record. Hawt, huh? She liked the idea of spreading hawt green beans across the land. She posted breaking news of the Hawt Green Beans Challenge on her blog today!

Click on over to Law School Sucks and So Do Lawyers. Say hello to Tranny Head. And if you join the Hawt Green Bean Challenge, let her know so you can enter her contest. If you join the cause, you can take Hawt Green Bean Challenge badge over at her place or from here:

Hawt Green Beans are delicious served warm, on blogs, and in the Urban Dictionary! Help a Tranny Head out. Spread the word. Spill the beans.

Readers: Are you in for Tranny Head’s Hawt Green Beans Challenge?

(And here’s another challenge: Can you write a post in which you use “hawt” more times than I just did?)

23 comments on “Help a Tranny Head Out”

  1. Gary: Good grief, my dear friend, you post about EVERYTHING. Just share a little of your green beans.

    Csquaredplus3: Boo-ya. (You know what I mean.)

    Cheap Chick: Of course you are not a bad person, but we must get you in the loop. “Green beans” is used in a metaphorical sense. Heh. I’m guessing you do like what they stand for, because, really, who doesn’t? Heh. Go check out that Tranny Head! Join the challenge!

    7:04 AM

  2. [Blushes modestly] I can only say that it’s truly humbling to be able to do my part for Hawt Green Beans!!

    Green beans…ah…lightly steamed and drizzled with slivered almonds browned in butter…

    tiny french green beans, sauteed in butter in the pan…

    steamed green beans added to Thai green papaya salad where you can barely distinguish them from the chunks of serrano chili…

    even:

    cold green beans right out of the can (yes, it sounds gross but I LOVE them)

  3. Cheri darling, I post about ALMOST everything. ::::blush:::::
    Man, would I LOVE some green beans for lunch today though….
    (btw, Cheri, our little country paradise is quite snowy today–not sticking though….do you get much snow in San Diego? 😉 Maybe we should do a house swap in February—and in other news, Cheri darling, one GINORMOUS box goes to the UPS store today, it is packed with 16 little mugs and I hope it travels well)

  4. No, no I do not think I can write a post outdoing your usage of “hawt.” But I am certainly going to try.

    Thanks for your kind words over at my blog. And thanks for introducing yourself – I’ll be back!

  5. I don’t understand it. But I think I will like it! Off I go to Tranny Head’s….

    and Tootsie’s comment about the scorned wife…being thrown out the window…..I just laughed so hard I woke up my son.

  6. What about lima beans? I have a lima beans story. I’m guessing not! In that case, I can write about green beans, but in there somewhere will be the words “squeaking” and “teeth.”

    The lima beans story is waaay better.

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