I’m extremely excited about my new shoes. In fact, at the point of purchase, my excitement measured a ten on the Richter scale. And I already know that my new shoes pass the cool test because when I took them out of the box to show Laura, she told me that her teacher (who is twenty-one years younger than me) has a similar pair! The heel on my shoes measures four inches precisely. Uh huh, that’s what I’m talkin’ about.
I’m certain these shoes will look smokin’ hot when I wear them on the dance floor at a Bar Mitzvah celebration that we’re attending next weekend.
I’m hoping to find out how these babies will look against the ceiling later tonight.