Yeah, it has been three months since the wedding, but who’s counting?
I was hanging out over at BOSSY’s yesterday. While I was there, after BOSSY and I did each other’s hair and made prank calls, I spied with my little eye a link to the Volkswagen RoutanBabymaker3000 website. First, I made a baby with Johnny Depp who looks like this:
Yes, the baby is named Deppalicious. I let John choose the baby’s name because celebrities are really good at that. Then I noticed that Deppalicious looks an awful lot like BOSSY and John Cusack’s baby. An. Awful. Lot. Alike.
I have concluded that someone around here has been cheatin’. And, yes, I have a couple of suspects in mind.
Meanwhile, after Trish posted some gory pictures on her blog, she helped a sister out by creating little Blogthis Didnot with pictures of Blog This Mom! and katydidnot, which sort of makes Trish a fertility specialist, technologically speaking.
In case you’re wondering why I am the dad, well, hop over to San Diego Blog Bitches and look at the shoe photos on the masthead. Click over. Do it now. Did you see the black motorcycle boots? They’re mine. So, yeah, Daddy Cheri.
Kate and I ask that you not send baby gifts. We do, however, want cash, checks, and Apple gift cards.
(Photos not the property of Blog This Mom! and katydidnot were jacked at i am bossy and Google Images.)